Article about Lieutenant Governor Tim Murray of Massachusetts pulling kids out of a burning van in Worcester.

We all know Worcester has the worst drivers in the country. This case, though, is one of a tire catching fire.

But, apparently the Lieutenant Governor has had to rescue people before in Worcester. He also used to be the mayor of Worcester. There's probably some conspiracy involving him and bad driving.

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Article about Ohio State's Terrelle Pryor and the NCAA rules game which is basically a joke.

Relating to the end of the world, someone with the id of "Stingray" said: "The Mayans did not elaborate, just stopped the calendar.
Probably union related."

Ha!

It's college bowl season, so get ready for the, "Our conference is tougher than you thought. Our record speaks for itself" mumbo-jumbo after a 7-5 team wins one of these bowl games.

We love us some learning about conspiracies. Our exclusive uncovering of the Groundhog Day conspiracy ranks right up there in all of the conspiracy annals. This time, I want to take you through some hints for recognizing that you're talking with a conspiracy theorist.

Check out some favorite Christmas songs and learn some lyrics, too!

Ever try to find a seat at an event but were forced to climb over someone? Ever been forced to climb over someone even though the room was mostly empty? Why, oh why, do people insist on sitting at the end of the row? Join me in the seating lament.

So glad the Yankees didn't get Cliff Lee. 1, I didn't want the team spending all that money. 2, I think the Yankees can still win without him.

Jeopardy! is going to pit Brad Rutter and Ken Jennings against an IBM computer.

So that Uranium Ore link goes to Amazon.com

Wanted to let you know that I'm enjoying www.dailylump.com. It gives you 4 stories hitting the headlines that day.