Happy Groundhog Day everyone. It was cloudy in Punxsutawney this morning, yet the groundhog still managed to see his shadow, which means "six more weeks of winter." LIES!!!!

Read my original article that details more Groundhog Day conspiracies.

A traffic report released this week says that, and I quote, "The US cannot sustain its current level of traffic growth and congestion. We project mass mental health breakdown in the next three to five years unless Mark Nichols is allowed to get to work in under 30 minutes."

People who use the word "error" are "mistake"n.

You've seen 'em, right? Big sunglasses? Tough to miss them with all the pictures of Paris Hilton and company getting picked up on drug charges and thrown in the slammer every other day.

To know my baby's gender, or not to know my baby's gender . . .

Are search engines and AdSense paying attention? Traffic and back pain shall illuminate us all.

The third in our series revealing the ins and outs of customer service. Read to find out if Town Fair Tire came through, how BJ's looks out for you (they're even willing to facilitate a need for funeral arrangements!), and the perils of HR Block.

Ah, the customer service conundrum. I've worked customer service, so I sympathize with the clerks. But silly things over small prices? Let 'em go!

Why should I have to fix a problem caused by the store? Maybe I can teach them a lesson...

Punxsutawney Phil looked around this morning, did not see his shadow, so we're going to see an early spring! Just watch your back. That little critter could be involved in all sorts of nefarious activies...