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Fun Sayings - 5 Cents
Posted by: Paul Nichols

20 Apr 2007


1.  A day without sunshine is like night.

 

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

 

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

 

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

 

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

 

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

 

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

 

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

 

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

 

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

 

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

 

20. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

 

21. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

© 2007 Dime Brothers
Category: Fun    

Reader Comments:

Half Life
 
19. You'd be a quarter alive.

Condsider not just the bird, but the early worm is the one that gets eaten. (which was kinda covered in a different light by the mouse)
23 Apr 2007
Paul Best 

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