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Turtles - 2 Cents
Posted by: Paul Nichols

15 Jul 2007

Why do we keep getting those turtle ads? They're corrupt!!! I mean, turtles, turtles, turtles. That's all we got! Left and right turtles; up and down turtles; turtles here, turtles there! I sure wish google adsense would stop giving us turtle ads. We don't even mention them on this site!!!
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Reader Comments:

And since we'll soon be trying to sell turtles, shouldn't Google know that turtle ads are competitive and thus shouldn't be shown? Can't they read our minds?

You read that right - we're going to be offering turtles on this site! Come one, come all! Buy them for your kids! Buy them and then set them free, allowing us to recapture them and sell them again! Buy them because you don't know what to do with your loose change!

Our goal is for everyone to own turtles just like they own cell phones - everyone seems to have 2 or 3.

(Boo hiss to cell phones! Boo hiss to owning turtles! Boo hiss to forcing little innocent turtles to use cell phones!!!)
16 Jul 2007
I sure could go for some tasty turtles right about now!
22 Jul 2007
Those turtle ads just get better and better. They look so shiny!
15 Aug 2007
That's it!!!
I'm gonna block the turtle ads. I'm sick of 'em.
22 Aug 2007

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