Mittens and his roving band of zombie potato sacks would soon rule the world.

Paws realized quickly that he had moved into the wrong gang's territory.

"Every time you (fill in blank), God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens."

The blank is any polar issue or sexual innuendo you can think of.

I have seen that caption many times so it must be a winner!

Whiskers learns that after eating rotten tuna, you have to bury turd zombies extra deep

Due to the overwhelming number of entries here, I'm going to have to put an end to this contest soon. Hurry and get those last minute captions written! : )

This is what happens when you don't pay attention to a site for 3 months straight!! :) It's all your fault!

Yes, it's my fault. It's expected, actually. And I'm not really bitter if it sounds that way. Our hosting people (IPowerWeb) have been promising a transfer to a new server forever, but have been wavering back and forth about whether we're actually transferred or not. I may just transfer my way to another hosting service!

Anyhoo, I think the winner is Lewis, combining elements of every viable caption (yours doesn't count, Ken!) to create a decently funny caption. Lewis, your prize is a mention in this post as the winner. Treasure your fame while it lasts...

Lewis won this contest.