Caption Contest #2 - 5 Cents
This is technically the 2nd caption contest ever on Dime
Brothers. The first was done by Paul with a picture fairly and squarely swiped
from Paul Best back on August 8th. I happened to be the only respondent to post
a caption then. This now marks a return to the form and brilliance that sparked
a national movement (not sure what that movement was, or if it was even
national), begun by Paul Best on his My Space page, and now proudly continued
here. Caption away! (And yes, I just "verbed" the word "caption".) It's really
up to Paul Best, but perhaps we'll set a one week deadline for captions, and
have him pick the best. I mean, have an international committee of experts
review the captions and select the winner based on consensus and a review of
all posting criteria.
© 2007 Dime Brothers
Reader Comments:
Word. I sent Mark a photo for a caption contest (because I am not smart enough to figure out how to post here), so keep him accountable for creating it.
"If you ever hit on my mom again..."
"I knew I shouldn't have put you in charge of the Death Star's construction!"
"Teach me that evil laugh again."
"Luke, I am your father. And this is what I'm getting you for Christmas."
It's posted. Let the beginning of our quest for world domination commence once again! Wha ha ha!!!!
What am I even talking about?
Elmo #1: "TICKLE! TICKLE!! Not STRANGLE!"
Vader: "...You're funny..."
Elmo #2: *To self* "Thank goodness I'm quarantined in this cart!"
"With your numbers at my disposal we will be unstoppable!"
"Dressing up like Darth Vader for a promo at the toy store, my life has hit a new low"
20 Nov 2007
Ken (Taco PSU)
Now stop that insane laughter and tell me who is responsible for my being here at this ungodly hour, and at a toy store nonetheless, or I will have you thrown into the depths of Hell! I said STOP! (begins choking Elmo to his death.......)
back in my jedi days, I was way hotter than you! uhm, I'm not saying your hot...I just mean...don't look at me like that!!
I'm warning you... Stop laughing at the Star Wars nerds!
This is the only time we will be seen in public, together, Elmo, so you better enjoy it!
Plastic surgery fails again!
Elmo: No, silly Vader, Spock always pinches the side of the neck; not the front. {cough} I can't breathe {cough} I can't even laugh...
I think the caption contest has run its course. I believe that I should name a winner and runner-up. Agree?
I think MOOOOOOO is gonna take the prize. I've really got a good feeling about this.
Captions are closed. I'll post a winner in the next 38 hours.
The winner of this caption contest is:
Shannon with - "Luke, I am your father. And this is what I'm getting you for Christmas."
The runner-up (who will take over as the winner if the winner is unable to follow through with her duties) is:
Heather with - "I'm warning you... Stop laughing at the Star Wars nerds!"
Don't really have a prize for you two... I hope you feel good about winning at least!
I have posted the winner of the caption contest.
My vote would have been for the first line of Steve's: "Elmo #1: TICKLE! TICKLE!! Not STRANGLE!"
...and by the way, I think you took more than 38 hours to post. I want my money back. : )
See, Steve's contribution would have been good IF it had only been the one-liner that you posted. The continuation of Vader and ELMO 2 lost my attention (because I have the attention span of a 29 year old). Had that been the case, he would have received one of the spots (can'na say which, as I'm kinda moody).
Steve's one-liner pales in comparison to my greatness. This was step #1 in my plan to rule the world! (By the way, I'll never rule the world because I just tried to spell out an evil laugh in this comment, like "mwahahaha" and it didn't come out right. Shoot!)
I win! I win!!! This will go on my list of accomplishments along with "officially tipping a cow" and "eating 45 whoppers in 30 seconds".
Thank you. Thank you.
I am a winner, and not just because my mother says so, but because I have the power to shut down this entire operation!!
Mwahaha!!
Just kidding, I'm not really not a sore loser, not.
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