Here ye, here ye! Or hear y--just listen up.

Next week is Homer Simpson 2 Cents week! So every day, starting on Sunday, I'm gonna throw up a new Homer Simpson quote. Unless I forget, for which case the quote will be, "D'oh!!"

We were spammed, probably automatically, from an IP address originating in Israel. The post included a link to order Cialis. We may have to add in one more step to post, in order to block those automated dealios from working - where you'd have to punch in a code from an image....

Sorry poor site! I've been ignoring you! *sniff* I know. We're all sad because of it.

For immediate release: Dime Brothers announces restructuring in order to realize long-term potential and growth.

World War III accidentally started when some Swiss soldiers got lost and accidentally invaded Liechtenstein.

Check out a couple of words all the young kids are using these days. Guaranteed to get you that raise you've been angling for!

1) dussied; as in all dussied up (whatever you want that to mean, perhaps dressed nicely)

2) muss; as in muss up the works (whatever you want that to mean, too; perhaps mess up)

3) dealy-wat, as in I don't know what those dealy-wats are that make it work (works great with car parts)

4) suits, as in those suits up at the capitol...(works best when complaining)

See if you can work these words into your lexicon in the next couple of days. You'll be having more fun in no time!

...has now been incorporated into DimeBrothers.com! So, feel free to keep posting general posts at this forum, but know now that posts regarding specific articles can now be done within that article's webpage!

Be sure to forward any problems / questions / concerns to Mark. He'll fix anything and everything ;)

The third in our series revealing the ins and outs of customer service. Read to find out if Town Fair Tire came through, how BJ's looks out for you (they're even willing to facilitate a need for funeral arrangements!), and the perils of HR Block.

Ah, the customer service conundrum. I've worked customer service, so I sympathize with the clerks. But silly things over small prices? Let 'em go!

Why should I have to fix a problem caused by the store? Maybe I can teach them a lesson...